Fat Kid Chronicles: Doritos Locos Tacos - Nacho Cheese vs Cool Ranch

I LOVE fast food, everyone probably knows this by now. So when Taco Bell came out with a taco incased in a Dorito they were speaking to my inner fat kid. I needed to try it ASAP! I was so excited to bite into a cheesy Dorito shell! With much anticipation I took my first bit and it tasted like the stale chip at the bottom of the bag without enough seasoning! I was pissed, but I got over it by the time I finished my Chalupa. I walked out having no hard feeling towards Taco Bell.

Confession: I was convinced there was some sort of mistake and I tried it again-  it still sucked! I wanted more cheese flavor! ; )

Life goes on and I start seeing commercials for a cool ranch taco! "F*%K off "were my immediate words, "I NEED to try this"!
After mucho drinking this past weekend I decided my hung-over meal of choice was going to be Taco Bell. I ordered a Cool Ranch Taco Supreme as well as a Chalupa, and a Beefy Nacho Griller (don't judge). Once I opened the Cool Ranch Taco I immediately noticed the shell was covered in Cool Ranch Dust- woot woot! It had a saltier flavor I think the nacho cheese one is missing. Overall it wasn't mind blowing, but the Cool Ranch Taco definitely wins my vote!